did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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