oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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