i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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