Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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