She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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