everyone is single if you try hard enough
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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