is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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