I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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