I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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