Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
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i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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