it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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