Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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