70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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