Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
