Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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