their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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