No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.