Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
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Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.