I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i permit you to call me
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...