Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(517): View more from Michigan

Alarm just got pulled in my exam

(517): View more from Michigan

Swear it wasn't me

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(248): View more from Michigan

Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up

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(858): View more from California

You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.

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(917): View more from New York City

I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch

(740): View more from Ohio

enter at your own risk

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(646): View more from New York

how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?

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(703): View more from Virginia

As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".

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(541): View more from Oregon

It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless

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(716): View more from New York

Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.

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