The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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