took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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