Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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