FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
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I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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