his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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