is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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