They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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