I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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