Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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