If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
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He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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