am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
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