Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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