So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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