so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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