Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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