I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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