Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
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Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
how drunk are you?
Several
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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