Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
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We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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