Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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