Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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