I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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