Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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