My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Houston, we have a squirter
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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