Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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