Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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