none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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