i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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