Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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