And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Randomize
