Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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