I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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