Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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