I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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