i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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